embarrassed.

I'm hugely pathetic and lonely, so it's only natural that I would gravitate in the direction of a fictional character right? RIGHT?

In terms of the ever-popular Twilight series, Edward Cullen is definitely THE vampire of choice, hands down. But I've gotta say, after seeing the movie, I think Jasper Cullen is the single most attractive vampire to ever grace the silver screen. What is it with me and unattainable blondes? (see previous boyfriends)

Heck, even Carlisle was hot, and he was supposed to be, like, in his early 30's or something?

Rank in attractiveness, from hottest to least hot:

1. Jasper (looks a little constipated, but otherwise, beautiful hair and face and body build)
2. Carlisle (can't get enough of his facial bone structure! perfect!)
3. Edward (sorry, I'm biased for blondes...and Robert Pattinson has chest hair...I hate chest hair)
4. Emmett (meh, his personality was well-portrayed, but he wasn't very cute)

I feel like such a loser girly-girl, reading these cheap thrill romances and obsessing over fictional guys, but can you really blame me? When you're as romantically ignored as I am, you tend to get a little desperate...falling in love with fictional characters, Google-stalking their personality factors, and combing through every literary and screen analysis ever written about them.

There isn't much that I do in regards to my femininity, but irrevocably adoring fictional boys is reeeeeeeeally high up there on my list, next to doing my hair and squealing at the thought of certain very attractive vampires. ;)

I wish I had something better to talk about, like school and work and the meaning of life, but sadly, I've just been wasting my time reading the Twilight saga repeatedly.

I can't say I hate it; rather, I love being so absorbed in something. I haven't been this devoted to anything since I was in AP Biology and obsessively studied. But Twilight is just so much more INTERESTING than biology right now. There are BOYS in Twilight. BOYS.

Don't worry, mom and dad;
I'm bracing for a single senior year.